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Jakerbeef

Firing players that I bought but I havent played a game since, no longer gets me my money back :'(
Aug 07 2019 22:00
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    Jakerbeef
    I want you to read my mind and next time tell me in advance!
    Aug 11 2019 17:47
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    Bulldogk9uk
    Yeah it's called pulling a Scheaffer. He started it with his Werewolves.
    Aug 26 2019 08:18
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    Jakerbeef
    I wouldn't mind but money is tight at this TV...
    Aug 26 2019 22:15
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Jakerbeef

I wish I'd signed up for more World Cup leagues...
May 06 2018 12:19
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    crimsonsun
    I wish I had the time to sign up for more world cup leagues!
    May 08 2018 18:03
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    Jakerbeef
    I wish I had the time to sign up for and win more world cup leagues
    May 12 2018 13:22
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    andydavo
    I wish I'd signed up for less WC leagues (8) + 4 leagues + Champ Ladder
    May 13 2018 10:11
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Jakerbeef

Too much draws will kill you, just as sure as none at all
Sep 20 2016 23:07
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Jakerbeef

"Told you those orcs were ill." -spike milligan
Mar 16 2016 00:34
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Jakerbeef

No, honestly lads, that REALLY is the end of my team.
Mar 05 2016 18:37
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    Jakerbeef
    And av7...
    Mar 11 2016 11:48
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    Jakerbeef
    And ag4
    Mar 11 2016 11:48
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    Ugnash
    Thank feck for that... as much as I love playing you Jaker, my rats are sick of losing to your Nuffle-sucking orcs LOL
    Mar 11 2016 16:46
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Jakerbeef

I am at a loss to explain my results over the last 2 seasons...I blame end-times
Feb 19 2016 16:12
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    BarmiArmi
    That's only if you become the Champion
    Feb 20 2016 08:42
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    Jakerbeef
    As promised by the guvnor! ;D
    Feb 21 2016 00:39
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Jakerbeef

Stumbling headlong toward pay-per-view play-off. Only Jake can stop himself now. But can he even do that anymore?
Nov 29 2015 23:12
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    Young Nathan
    That team in the OCC is a beast, I would love to see them go toe to toe with the MMA.

    How many seasons did they take to build mate?
    Dec 03 2015 10:46
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    Doomy
    Jake's oldest player, Ted Morningafter, has been on the team for 17 seasons.
    Dec 04 2015 10:51
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    Jakerbeef
    Translates to 14 ukbbl seasons. Last of the starting XI. Though it's all the boys that came after who made the difference. Thought I had no hope after losing MA8 Pest last season
    Dec 04 2015 16:35
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Jakerbeef

"What one man can do, another can do." sayitagain "What One Man Can Do, Another Can Do!" andagain "WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO, ANOTHER CAN DO!"
Nov 23 2015 22:39
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    Jakerbeef
    Yeah. You're goddamn right! Cos tonight, I'm gonna kill the motherf*cker!
    Nov 24 2015 17:48
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    Jakerbeef
    Srsly no one seen that film?
    Nov 24 2015 17:48
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    JimboDeany
    What is.........film?
    Nov 27 2015 11:01
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Jakerbeef

No relegation this season. 'AVE IT!
Sep 06 2015 23:24
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    Jakerbeef
    Two teams below me play each other final week. Both 2 pts behind. SAFE!
    Sep 07 2015 18:30
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    BigAshW
    Hah My ogres have stayed up too. Tier 4 for the win. ;)

    Sep 07 2015 18:39
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    Jakerbeef
    Congrats Ash! Relegation dodging all-round
    Sep 07 2015 21:10
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Jakerbeef

donald; ducked. goose; cooked. farm; bought. dust; bitten. bucket; kicked. chips; cashed. maker; met. clogs; popped. number; up. parrot; ex
May 16 2015 00:18
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    andydavo
    haha

    May 16 2015 18:06
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    Jakerbeef
    wine, check. word processor, check. all-nighter, check. whine, check.
    May 16 2015 23:43
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    Hoknath
    lols; plenty?
    May 20 2015 08:40
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Jakerbeef

Goodbye Meatgrinder. Time to find out if East do it with their socks on
Feb 26 2015 23:59
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Jakerbeef

Lay the proud usurpers low, Tyrants fall in every foe, Liberty's in every blow! Let us do or die.
Feb 17 2015 20:08
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    Jakerbeef
    Turns out....we did the latter
    Feb 18 2015 06:53
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    valynie
    breathe jaker breathe
    Feb 18 2015 09:33
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    JimboDeany
    You misspelt Thyrant.... :)
    Feb 19 2015 08:50
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Jakerbeef

Thank f*ck I'm getting relegated soon. It'll be nice to play folk with dice somewhat comparable to mine soon
Feb 09 2015 00:28
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    Jakerbeef
    And quite looking forward to it Uggy.
    And beating you is hardly an achievement, Red Duke.
    Feb 10 2015 12:53
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    nobby
    When was the last time you beat me?
    Feb 11 2015 11:26
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    Jakerbeef
    I beat you proxying Charz dummo
    Feb 12 2015 11:15
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Jakerbeef

Forever West- 13 Seasons in the better half of the league and counting.
May 29 2014 14:17
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    Jakerbeef
    Come on you bastids. Gotta do better than that to send a good orc packing.
    May 29 2014 14:18
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    RTSD
    fear not, the norse are returning to the prem and are gunna give your greenies a hiding :P
    May 29 2014 15:00
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    Jakerbeef
    I respect the bethonged bashers from norsica. It's all the girly elves getting promoted with you that stink...
    May 29 2014 22:34
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Jakerbeef

I see Prem West has been decommissioned now that I've made it there. Typical.
Nov 11 2013 13:01
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    Jakerbeef
    The Norse will blunder onward. The orcs will leather you sideways if you get promoted.
    Nov 11 2013 22:14
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    nobby
    orcs. sigh, when did you become dull?
    Nov 12 2013 17:12
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    Jakerbeef
    Er, about 115 games ago. orcses best der iz
    Nov 12 2013 19:17